Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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