she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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