I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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