So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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