They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
There r osticjed everywhere
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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