if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I believe in your delicious
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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