No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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