I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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