We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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