I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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