she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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