So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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