As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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