I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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