awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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