So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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