I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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