Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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