talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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