I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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