This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
