Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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