I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Randomize
