Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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