Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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