Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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