Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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