we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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