The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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