so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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