They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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