we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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