All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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