ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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