no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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