Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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