Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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