East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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