We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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