I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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