i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Come share oat with me in your robe
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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