And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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