we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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