i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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