Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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