dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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