butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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