Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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