it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
How external is "for external use only"?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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