found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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