TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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