They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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