In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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