3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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