And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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