Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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