The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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