he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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