Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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