Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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